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Drink Drank Drunk by Cranky

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Drink Drank Drunk
He went for one drink, then he had a few more.
Then he got really drunk and soon hit the floor.The dance floor, that is !
Oh my Lord, did he cut the rug !
A girl in one hand and the other a mug !
Drink Drank Drunk
The joint was jumping..
His broken heart was pumping.
He’d forgotten why he came there, when they said, Last call. “
Let’s drink to ius and have us a ball !
One more for the lady.. Two more for the punk.
She sipped her drink. He drank his Guinness.
They shouted over the music,
Drink Drank Drunk
They woke up at dusk, happy and sober.
The booze is gone, but the party ain’t over. !
Without any Guinness or any Bacardi,
They said to each other, let’s continue to party !
Romance was their juice as they continued to cut loose. They whispered
Drink Drank Drunk
And then fell in love.

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