Spoken intro:
I saw some ladies chatting on a day time TV shopping channel…
They said –

Hello- we’re having so much fun.
We’re having a little party- Want you to come along?

But we’re not talking Tupperware containers, nor sexy underwear or jolly pink vibrators.
No, we’re talking about, talking about, talking about…
Unwanted body hair.

Six hours a month we’ve got to do it.
Wax it, shave it or electrocute it.
Lips and legs must be abused-
Bikini line and Armpit blues.

Six days a month we’ve got to do it
It’s such a bore, it’s a chore.
Wax it, shave it –
Lips and legs must be abused.
Bikini line and armpit blues.

Bum tuck, fat duck, nose job, tit job.
Grin freeze, no chins please.
Bee sting lips and narrow hips.
Gotta get it down to the bone.
No cellulite but maybe silicone.

It’s better to look good than to look where you’re going.,,