Jason’s Tale

Congratulations to Suzanne in winning the Country challenge with her beautiful song. This is my effort for the ‘Setting Sail’ challenge, which is a slightly tongue-in-cheek take on the Jason and the Golden Fleece myth.

Responses

  1. I didn’t want to be a hero, but I wasn’t free to choose /
    It’s not as if I could say no to Hera and to Zeus /
    My fate was in the lap of the gods, so there could be no release /
    And I was tasked with setting sail to bring back the Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, you’ll be surprised to know /
    I never chose to sail the seas, I never chose to go /
    I just wanted to stay at home, and spend my life in peace /
    But I had to go off searching for this blessed Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, unlike the rest of the crew /
    We called ourselves the Argonauts, fifty good men and true /
    Orpheus and Theseus, Castor and Heracles /
    So we set sail in the Argo to search for the Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, but now I was undecided /
    As we landed our boat on Lemnos, where only women resided /
    But when we found out that they’d killed their husbands, if you please /
    We quickly returned to the job of finding that Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, but I was getting into the swing /
    Especially the altercation, with Amycus the King /
    There was a massive fist fight which the Argonauts won with ease /
    So we made a sharp exit, and soon got back to our search for the Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, but to cut a long story short /
    We had lots more adventures, and we never once got caught /
    So I started to reckon that it was all a bit of a wheeze /
    Still it was quite a relief when we actually got hold of the Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, I didn’t want to be renowned /
    But that’s what I was going to be, back in my home town /
    But we weren’t home yet, we had to cross some very rocky seas /
    And now that we had got the thing, we couldn’t lose the Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, I followed the Euterpean muse /
    And when I heard the Sirens sing, my heart was just confused /
    They lured us to the rocks, where at the very least /
    We’d be delayed in getting home with the precious Golden Fleece /

    I didn’t want to be a hero, but please don’t get me wrong /
    I was nearly as brave as some of the rest that I had brought along /
    So when we got home we celebrated with one big massive feast /
    But then, guess what, I didn’t even get to keep the Golden Fleece

  2. As ever, a Fincken great song! Really witty, and ,as ever, a lovely performance from your good self. Just one thing, if you ever play this live you’ll have a lot of words to remember! Great stuff.

  3. Great fun retelling of the tale from a reluctant Jason’s perspective. Liked that each verse told of a different adversary. Yet another great entry proving what a songwriting legend you are!