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Description
A light-hearted and fun alt-country/rock tune about a man who must learn to appreciate his wife if he wants to live long and prosper.
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Lyrics
I went riding the other day
My imagination set the stage
Told the wife I wouldn’t stray
Just needed out beyond her cage
She said darlin’ don’t you go
It’s not safe on that thing don’t ya know
You’ll never make it through the pass
Now sit down and stop being such a pain in my…
Ask me if I’ll keep going to ride
Even if i catch hell from my bride
She don’t need me
She don’t need me
I went riding again today
Saw the sun send out its final rays
‘Twas quite a panorama on display
Came home and the wife was in a rage
She said you know I needed you at home
Taking care of a sick baby all alone
This time is gonna be the last
I’m plenty sick and tired of putting up with your lazy…
Asked her where my dinner was
Took it down while she made a little fuss
She don’t need me
She don’t need me (2x)
That night my mom and her mom came to me
Each took turns turning me over their knee
And suddenly I struggled to breathe
I doubled up and I began to heave
Then the wife came in and said
Don’t worry it won’t be long ‘til your dead
I put a little surprise in your bread
The 3 of them stood over me and laughed at my exploding head
I awoke with a scream
18 years old when I had that dream
Now that I am 85
I adore my wife and still enjoy being alive
But she don’t need me
She don’t need me
You can believe me
Nah she don’t need me
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